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probablyharrison:

either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting

Posted 2 weeks ago

I love my Squirtle pillow. He is just so gosh darn cute. I’m just going to stay in and snuggle him all night.

Posted 2 weeks ago
You're so attractive.
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That’s comical. Thanks for the kind words, however. I appreciate it.

Posted 2 weeks ago

That was cool, I wasn’t allowed to log in for a while because my password changed on its own.

Hi.

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I was having a really nice time last night before anyone got arrested.

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this almost reminds me of my grandma except my grandma wears a wig

(Source: toocloseyoucomatose)

Posted 1 month ago

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

spaceywaceywizard:

 hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

I went by myself once, there was no toilet paper in the cubicle and there was nobody there to pass me any

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